You know what day it is so don't play coy with me, it's Steak and a Blowjob Day, when all the little worms like you think they get their own version of Valentines Day, but you know what?
You don't get any of that, the only way you get to participate is as a living wallet... And since it's Steak and a Blowjob day I want to go out to a fancy restaurant, and maybe I'll give someone a blowjob after... Not you though of curse, but you'll be paying, and I'm not going to settle for mediocre dining!