In the final part of my fuck Diet January series... it's Pizza Night.

Of course there's a twist.

Sending Black Sheep out for pizza he's surprised to see I've ordered just one.

"I'll share it with you," I tell him.

I send him away to take his clothes off and while he's away I pick up two slices of pizza (I'm feeling generous) put them in a bowl and add a special ingredient.

I've a little dry skin on my feet, so what better way to treat him than by scraping my foot dust into his pizza.

Upon his return, I tell him he's eating it out of the ... Show more