Are you sitting down in a nice, comfy chair?
Good, I need you to just relax, get comfy and listen to the sound of my voice as I fully induce you into a floaty, mesmerised state where you're much, much more suggestable.
I'm going to flip through your channels as you get deeper and deeper and deeper into your relaxed and malleable plane, I know one of these is going to let out your super slutty side, all I need to do is find out which button I need to press.