Hey babe!
Remember when you said you'd like to try role playing? And that it would be really fun if we did it with my friends? Well I have a surprise for you!

Tonight we're playing... DRAGONS AND BUGBEARS!

What do you mean this isn't what you meant? I've stated out our character sheets and everything! Hey look your character has a height penalty... Wait... Are you actually getting smaller? Well that makes things awkward, I'm not going to let it ruin my night though, guess I'll have to shove you in my dice bag and hope you don't get mashed by my lucky dice!