Sometimes it's the simple things that amuse me the most... Simple things like you for example.
Today I have a very simple thing that I find very amusing, but you will learn to hate as I stretch my rubber band until taught and then let go and watch it dance painfully across your body... Flick, flick, flick... Snap, snap, snap... Of course there are other things to do with rubber bands, you know if I tie up a very delicate part of your anatomy with them... It might just drop off!