Have you managed to become any use what-so-ever yet?
I don't think so, it's almost like you don't even really try do you?
You talk about how you want to make me happy but you never do... It almost seems like what you want is your happiness...
Well you'll never get that, and you especially won't if you don't learn to be useful to me... If you keep playing around like this I'll just make you into a snack!