These used to be my favourite shoes, but I wore them to destruction, or close enough.
I want you to take in just how scuffed they are, see how much I have loved them with all of the years of dirt and grit embedded in the soles, and I want you to clean them up for me.
I doubt you ever will get them clean but it's fun to watch you try, and well they might be worn out, but there's still enough there to walk all over you!