My nails are so very long, and so very sharp!
Poor eyemblacksheep seems to think he's going to get a nice, relaxing handjob. That is a silly assumption to make at the best of times, but I am especially not in the mood for nicety when he isn't even hard for me when I walk into the room!
I decide to teach him a lesson in standing to attention, sometimes tough love is the only option!