I'm going to go out later, what do you think of my outfit?
It's not too revealing is it?
Maybe that's what I want, it's been a while since I last went out, and you know how I love to tease people at the bar?
But don't worry, I'll always come home to you and I'll be nice and sweaty, and you?
You can worship my sweaty feet through the long, strands of spider web that make up my new tights!