Well, look at you you little foot slut, aren't you in for a treat?!
I have been dancing all night in my big, stompy platforms and now I am so tired, and my feet so sweaty!
You're going to help me with that though aren't you?
Get ready to give them a biiiiiiig sniff and to rub them with my super silky foot cream because I deserve to be pampered don't I?