It's time for a new nail clip. I've got a set of colour change stilletto nails - they change in warm and cold, although that's not the purpose of this clip.

I have some lychee. I love lychee - but would I love about them most is their resemblance to testicles.

Tearing the skin off with my wonderful, sharp, nails - piercing the flesh, tearing and squeezing the juice out of them

Ooh, remind you of anything? Plenty of close-ups and I also measure my nails to show you how far they're coming along.