You're so tense, I wonder why that is?
Did I catch you doing something you shouldn't be?
Did you do something wrong? Trick question, you always did something wrong... That's how this works...
You try to tell me there just isn't enough room in your head to remember everything, but I think that's bollocks... You shouldn't be so tense though... You know what would help you relax? A nice massage... A nice... Deep... Tissue massage with my long, sharp fingernails... I'm sure that will be VERY relaxing!