I heard you were interested in attending my Sapphic Poetry Evening?
You know these events go on all night right?

They turn into quite the sleepovers, just a bunch of femmes together having fun!
We don't define femme or masc by body parts, I am of course nonbinary, but you... You're just not very femme are you?

So if you're going to come to our poetry evening then we'll have to give you a makeover!