Are you sitting uncomfortably?
I sure do hope so!
If you're not, you soon will be, because I'm going to cage you.
I'm not going to leave you to wallow in your solitude though, I'm going to poke, and prod that floppy noodle between the bars, I'm going to make sure it's so hard that it strains against the bars because I know that's going to hurt and it amuses me to see you writhe!