I've been giving some thought to what you said about spicing things up in the bedroom.
I decided to do some research, so I went digging through your search history, I found quite a lot of threesome porn, and at first I was disappointed... Am I not enough? But the more I thought about it, the more I wanted to try it!
You see you're not actually all that good in bed... You never take instructions and you're pretty disappointing, so maybe this could be a chance for me to finally have a decent shag... And you? Well you get to be disappointing to two people at once... Are you not frighte...

I've been giving some thought to what you said about spicing things up in the bedroom.
I decided to do some research, so I went digging through your search history, I found quite a lot of threesome porn, and at first I was disappointed... Am I not enough? But the more I thought about it, the more I wanted to try it!
You see you're not actually all that good in bed... You never take instructions and you're pretty disappointing, so maybe this could be a chance for me to finally have a decent shag... And you? Well you get to be disappointing to two people at once... Are you not frightened that if I have good sex I might run away and leave you? Because you should be...