Nina Hiss and myself are looking for some entertainment - fortunately we have eyemblacksheep available; and plenty of make-up and accessories.

We're going to give him a nice humiliating makeover.

He doesn't seem very happy about this, so we paint a smile on him in lipstick - and throw in some body writing for good measure.

Eventually, after he is prettified - we get bored. So, he should really go to the shop and fetch us something while we giggle about our creation.