So you're isolated, and toilet roll is in short supply.

You can't touch a person again, but toilet roll is usually soft.

So, here's a JOI for these times - that comes with a little risk. If you end up making too much of a mess, you still need to use the toilet roll (waste not want not)

There are rules. You have to use your own toilet roll. No stealing from a pub (mind, they're all shut) or other businesses as they're too big for you.

So, come along now...

So you're isolated, and toilet roll is in short supply.

You can't touch a person again, but toilet roll is usually soft.

So, here's a JOI for these times - that comes with a little risk. If you end up making too much of a mess, you still need to use the toilet roll (waste not want not)

There are rules. You have to use your own toilet roll. No stealing from a pub (mind, they're all shut) or other businesses as they're too big for you.

So, come along now...