So you're isolated, and toilet roll is in short supply.

You can't touch a person again, but toilet roll is usually soft.

So, here's a JOI for these times - that comes with a little risk. If you end up making too much of a mess, you still need to use the toilet roll (waste not want not)

There are rules. You have to use your own toilet roll. No stealing from a pub (mind, they're all shut) or other businesses as they're too big for you.

So, come along now...