You, yes you...
This is not your space, why are you here?
You should have known better than to come here but since you did I suppose it's time to make you feel... Welcome?
When people wander into my home, my space, my inbox uninvited they get taught a lesson they won't soon forget...
A long time ago another witch taught me a trick for turning people like you... Horrid, foolish men like you into the swine that you really are, so I'm going to make you squeal piggy...

You, yes you...
This is not your space, why are you here?
You should have known better than to come here but since you did I suppose it's time to make you feel... Welcome?
When people wander into my home, my space, my inbox uninvited they get taught a lesson they won't soon forget...
A long time ago another witch taught me a trick for turning people like you... Horrid, foolish men like you into the swine that you really are, so I'm going to make you squeal piggy...