You, yes you...
This is not your space, why are you here?
You should have known better than to come here but since you did I suppose it's time to make you feel... Welcome?
When people wander into my home, my space, my inbox uninvited they get taught a lesson they won't soon forget...
A long time ago another witch taught me a trick for turning people like you... Horrid, foolish men like you into the swine that you really are, so I'm going to make you squeal piggy...