Well if it isn't my constant emailer!

Always tapping away one handed about your "intimate worship" fantasies, I see through you though, I doubt you could handle me.

You see I am not easily pleased, you might think you're god's gift but I bet that I'd be hearing muffled complaints about tongue cramp in just a few minutes if I let you anywhere near me, well tough luck bitch don't make promises you can't keep!