Awww you're such a good friend, it's so nice that you send me all of those presents and give me adorable platonic foot rubs!

You're like the sib I never had, and it's adorable.
You know I think of you like a best friend, I could tell you anything right?
Maybe we could be more than that?

Hahahaha don't be silly, you're so funny!
It's the friend zone for you, and really that's the best place to be!