You've been good all year, and this is about as festive as I get... Maybe you can have just the one seasonal treat.

Witches don't celebrate Christmas, instead we have the Winter Solstice or Yule, the shortest day of the year and this year, you'll be kissing my feet for it.

Don't waste your tie looking disappointed about it being the shortest day of the year, you'll waste valuable time you can never get back...Less pouting more foot worship!