I know why you never dare to open up your pants. You fear what comes next: women laughing at you in best case or women running away in yelps of disgust in the worst case. And how could be otherwise when ... you know what's in your pants, don't you? I will tell you a few truth about how ridicule you are and you will have to agree with Me on every word ... because deep down inside you know it's all true. Come find out what is so pathetic about you.