Oh look, my sweet step-daughter filmed a movie! Wow, there she is, dressed as little Red Riding Hood. Well, there's no need to take the clothes off, is there? Oh, I see, she's applying lotion. Does she need that much lotion in her boobies? Oh my goodness, does she need lotion THERE? What is that? IS THAT A DILDO?!? I'm gonna faint...