My feet are too good for you no matter what state they are in. Today, I happened to be walking around barefoot, intentionally getting My soles dirty. I know that's really exciting for a pathetic foot loser like you. The dirtier the better. I'd never normally allow a little bitch like you to lick My feet. But, since they are coated in a layer of filth, I will allow. I'm going to ignore you while you are getting all hot and bothered under My feet. Get My soles clean, loser.