Disobedient mutts like you must be trained to follow orders. This means not sitting on furniture, sniffing butts, chewing on shoes, etc. Bad pups like you need to be caged and trained. Maya Sinstress has a new kennel that is perfect to adjust your behavior. She is going to use a stiff riding crop to smack you in to her good graces. Mangy mutts like you are easy to replace. Sinstress can find hundreds of pups that are obedient and worthy of humping her leather boots. You have a lot of competition, so you need to improve. Otherwise, you will go to the pound or worse, be neutered.