It's been brought to My attention that you could use an attitude adjustment. You've been ogling all the Ladie's legs in the office and this is not acceptable. It's disrespectful to stare at gorgeous legs & high heels. If you want to keep your job, you are going to get over my lap for an old fashioned paddling. Not willing to? Then, I will fire you and out you to your wife. Take your punishment like a good boy. Today, you are going to learn a lesson.