A clown like me would never date a trash panda like you. I'm allergic to itsy bitsy teeny weenies. It looks like you have an innie rather than an outie. You aren't a grower or a shower. How do you even stroke a little thing like that? Do you have to use tweezers? Well, pull that nasty tiny thing out and stroke it. I'm not going to watch. It's too disgusting. I'll give you a countdown if you promise to put it away after.

A clown like me would never date a trash panda like you. I'm allergic to itsy bitsy teeny weenies. It looks like you have an innie rather than an outie. You aren't a grower or a shower. How do you even stroke a little thing like that? Do you have to use tweezers? Well, pull that nasty tiny thing out and stroke it. I'm not going to watch. It's too disgusting. I'll give you a countdown if you promise to put it away after.