Do you really think I would let a little dick loser be My Valentine's date? Fuck No! You aren't a real man and you could never satisfy Me. There is little you have to offer to a powerful and perfect Woman like Me. Being a little cash cow wallet is your only use. If you pay enough, I'll let you pretend I'm your Valentine's date. And by that I mean, I will allow you to jerk off to Me. You need to pay $100 per every inch you are lacking from being a real man. Dig deep and send more, little prick loser.