REQUEST: You are getting ready to go out and you want to wear your favourite jeans (the tightest you own). You take them out of the dryer. You start putting them on but they won’t go over your ass. You’re confused at first but then decide to keep trying. They will not fit. You start jumping and tugging the belt loops and wiggling to try and get them in but it will just not fit. They must’ve shrunk in the wash. So you go to the mirror and compare your ass to the jeans from the side. You really want to wear them so you keep trying. You then lay on the sofa and try and squeeze into them. doesn... Show more