Calling all simps, it's time to rate your penis! What rating will you receive when you show Me your pathetic excuse of dick?! 4? 2? Or maybe you are off the charts at a zero!! Measure that tiny nub and send Me your measurements! Then send Me a pic so Me and My girlfriends can have a good laugh together! Your ri-DICK-culous penis should NOT be out in general population and you should NOT be subjecting the poor, unsuspecting ladies to what you think is a cock, since we both know that you can't please a woman anyway. Perhaps I will need to remedy that by locking you up in chastity. Or perhaps ... Show more