I grabbed a magazine, because it feels like this one might take a while. I slip my long, black pencil skirt down and place my ass cushily on the toilet seat. Ufff, finally a moment to relax my bowels. As I flip through the pages, though, the real surprise comes - it turns out to be a real stinker! Ughhhhh, this one stinks so bad, I'm glad I have a few spare spray deodorants around me to try to dissipate the strong smell. Ugh, what a stench...