Uff, this looks like it'll take some time, I remark as I approach the toilet with a magazine full of puzzles and crosswords in my hand. Let's solve some puzzles whilst on the toilet, that usually starts my bowels moving. I begin pondering on the first few clues and surprise, plops start coming. Hmmm, now that I've gotten very relaxed and into solving that crosswords, some loud farting interrupts my crossword time too!