Scantily clad in my sexy red high heels, garter belt, stockings and a short red dress, I'm ready to bolt. Well almost! Tapping my shoes in desperation, I am in urgent need of bathroom break. Hmm, I am running late but the party can wait - I must sit on the toilet right now. Besides, what if I went to the toilet at the party and stank it all up? Ugh.