I march into the bathroom in my sexy long legs and shiny silver high heels - should I use my hands to open toilet seat lid? Meh, I can simply use my shiny silver high heels to lift that lid up. Placing my desperate ass on the toilet seat, I grab my latest read - another sci fi classic and start reading as only slow upcoming plops interrupt the bathroom silence and - ufff it's another smelly stinker!

I march into the bathroom in my sexy long legs and shiny silver high heels - should I use my hands to open toilet seat lid? Meh, I can simply use my shiny silver high heels to lift that lid up. Placing my desperate ass on the toilet seat, I grab my latest read - another sci fi classic and start reading as only slow upcoming plops interrupt the bathroom silence and - ufff it's another smelly stinker!