Elis has always wanted to be a cowboy ever since he has seen toy story. And he saw woody and got a woody himself. Boy watch out for that hook. Wait what hook? Elis responds. JC wedgies Elis ever time that term is used by him. JC has never seen a a boy wear fruit of a loom. Boy you know why cowboys wear such tight pants? Its because we wear nothing underneath.

They go back and forth with talk, all throughout JC humiliating Elis till his tighty whities are torn.