Hey Man! Come on in my feet are hurting me. This has to be a joke. Wait a second there is someone else coming right? Your the person who answered my ad about being my foot massager. Dude how did you even get here. Your so small. How are you suppose to massage my feet? Have i been pranked. I didn't know people that small even existed . They say don't judge a book by its cover. Maybe your really small but really good. Okay go ahead massage my feet. Hello you can start. When i say start i mean massage my feet. Oh wait you are massaging my feet. I let you continue trying until i realize you hav... Show more