I'm so glad you agreed to come over and chat about this bully situation. As you know, my stepson, and his fraternity buddies, need to graduate with a clean record, so I'd like you to realize you ARE a dork, and you should expect some bullying, and I want you to resend your complaint to the dean.
No? Well, at least enjoy my special lemonade. Feeling a little funny? Good! You are such a LOSER! Did you really think a nerd like you could be the big man on campus? hahahaha! NOPE! You're going to fill me up like no other man, or tiny, has.... Nerds taste SO GOOD! But I'm not going to chew you...

I'm so glad you agreed to come over and chat about this bully situation. As you know, my stepson, and his fraternity buddies, need to graduate with a clean record, so I'd like you to realize you ARE a dork, and you should expect some bullying, and I want you to resend your complaint to the dean.
No? Well, at least enjoy my special lemonade. Feeling a little funny? Good! You are such a LOSER! Did you really think a nerd like you could be the big man on campus? hahahaha! NOPE! You're going to fill me up like no other man, or tiny, has.... Nerds taste SO GOOD! But I'm not going to chew you up, I'm going to swallow you whole and let you slowly digest in my growing belly!
Phew! He's struggling so much I'm burping! haha! Didn't think his skinny arms would fight this much!