I'm so glad you're home, stepson. I've got the Nintendo switch here... It was supposed to be given to you as a gift a while ago, but I insisted I have it first. Every time you asked for it, I punched it. Every time you looked for it, I stepped on it, but it still turned on! So I would stomp it out of anger anytime I thought about it. Now, it's time I'm supposed to give it to you... But instead, I'll teach you a lesson: when you bring electronics in my house, and I get them first, they will be destroyed! You get to watch me Punch, Bend, Stomp, Jump, Smash, and throw away your expensive elect...

I'm so glad you're home, stepson. I've got the Nintendo switch here... It was supposed to be given to you as a gift a while ago, but I insisted I have it first. Every time you asked for it, I punched it. Every time you looked for it, I stepped on it, but it still turned on! So I would stomp it out of anger anytime I thought about it. Now, it's time I'm supposed to give it to you... But instead, I'll teach you a lesson: when you bring electronics in my house, and I get them first, they will be destroyed! You get to watch me Punch, Bend, Stomp, Jump, Smash, and throw away your expensive electronic gaming device.