I slip my feet out of the blanket I'm wrapped in on the couch and show you my dirty feet. Hosting a party barefoot does that! but I'm too lazy to clean them, so you'll do it with your mouth. I stick my soles in your face and instruct you on how to do it. I barely move my feet, and also spread toes so you can get your tongue in there. Every now and then I bitch at you for not doing a good enough job and tell you exactly how you should be worshipping my feet.
FINE! If you're not going to put effort into this, just go get a washcloth to clean them...

I slip my feet out of the blanket I'm wrapped in on the couch and show you my dirty feet. Hosting a party barefoot does that! but I'm too lazy to clean them, so you'll do it with your mouth. I stick my soles in your face and instruct you on how to do it. I barely move my feet, and also spread toes so you can get your tongue in there. Every now and then I bitch at you for not doing a good enough job and tell you exactly how you should be worshipping my feet.
FINE! If you're not going to put effort into this, just go get a washcloth to clean them...