I just got home from my shift at the strip club, and I'm talking to my girlfriend on the phone, when I notice a little bug looking thing on the floor!
I hang up with my GF and pick up what turns out to be a TINY MAN!! Ew!!!
You thought you could spy on me? Well, now you can clean my sweaty feet! I've got nude nails, and I still have my clear platform stripper heels on, so you're going to have a lot of cleaning to do!
Either that, or I'll squeeze you between my foot and these stripper heels!