Oh Shnookums, I'm so angry at those vile nerds! They are a nuisance to our reputation! All their pranks have been so upsetting to the entire campus! I just can't believe the Dean sided with them! We are the prettiest, most best dressed, and most popular people, so the Dean should have been on our side....
But anyway, at least we have some alone time now. I get to have the most handsome man on campus lick my feet! So go ahead, sugar plum, get those feet wet while I'm blindfolded.
(What I don't know, is the nerds have my Shnookums locked in the other room, and a NERD has come in to li... Show more