Ew! Why are you standing so close to me when there's a 6 feet apart order?! Are you that obsessed with my feet dangling these flats?
WEll, how about I take these off and let you see my sexy wrinkled soles so you can stroke to them. But make sure you stay far enough away!
OMG, that is the smallest, most pathetic looking cock I have ever seen!
How do you even jerk off with that thing?!
I laugh and make fun of you while encouraging you to stroke.
I give you a 5 sec cum countdown at the end.