You've come to me hoping for release, but when I see that pathetic thing between your legs you call a penis, I can't help but humiliate you for it! It's so small I don't even know how you could actually masturbate! And what's worse, you've got tiny balls too! But I instruct you to get out your tweezers and jerk it to my perfect feet anyway!

This video features me showing off my incredibly unique shoes, dangling my heels, and showing off my superbly wrinkled soles.