I walk in and take my shoes off, and nearly step on you! What happened!? Oh my gosh, you got the shrinking virus! I'm gonna call my Dr friend Suzy, to see if she can cure you.
Oh no, there's no cure! And you could be contagious! I have to dispose of you, and the only way, is to step on you... I'm sorry, but there's no other way!
I lay you on your back, and Suzy walks me through the disposal. I have to rest my heel on the ground and slowly press the ball of my sweaty socked foot down onto your little body. I'm so sorry!!