Leilani and I are just playing on our phones when we notice you staring at us. Ew! Creep! We keep chatting and playing on our phones, but we soon realize you're staring at our socks, and you're hard! Ew! Are you one of those weird sock lovers!? So gross. You're even hard through us humiliating you, laughing at you, and calling you a loser! Sock Loser!! EW! You came in your pants! How pathetic.