An electrician (footsietootsie) comes over to check on a light socket. I point it out with my stinky socked foot, and leave the room. But I have plans for this electrician... I toss my stinky socks into the room where he's looking so he can get mesmerized by my scent. When I return we discuss the light socket, I'm pointing to it with my bare feet. I then ask if he's willing to skip the payment for his services for the chance to sniff my stinky feet. He accepts, of course!