Babe!! The jeans shorts I bought just a few months ago are too tight! Just look at how huge my belly is getting! (i pat, rub and shake my big belly) This is all your fault! You bring home all my favorite snacks, cook with lots of butter, and take me out to buffets! Do you want me to be fat? You like how my belly hangs over my shorts and sits on my thick thighs? Well, you did this, so you're stuck with me now.