You invited me on a date. But I have a little secret. At the beginning I did not want to tell you. We had a great dinner together. I had a lot of fun. You too. But now you will learn the truth about me. I will tell everything. I can not hide it further. I feel that it will explode soon. I love belching. I'm a gas freak. I will start doing it now. Very loud. I do not care about other people. Only you and me and my belching on a date.