Welcome to my office. My name is Dr. Sarah Nilson. I see you're all set for the procedure. What do I see here? Ah yes, your little one. Your penis is funny. Why is it so small? You know, I'll help you but it won't be easy. I'll give you a shot to calm you down. What's going to happen won't be gentle. Wait, let me see if your penis works... Yum... I'll suck it for a while. The penis responds to sucking and licking. That means I have to disinfect it and numb it. But not completely. It'll be a gentle local anesthetic. I'll also give you a gas mask. Breathe in this, breathe deeply, you'll feel ...

Welcome to my office. My name is Dr. Sarah Nilson. I see you're all set for the procedure. What do I see here? Ah yes, your little one. Your penis is funny. Why is it so small? You know, I'll help you but it won't be easy. I'll give you a shot to calm you down. What's going to happen won't be gentle. Wait, let me see if your penis works... Yum... I'll suck it for a while. The penis responds to sucking and licking. That means I have to disinfect it and numb it. But not completely. It'll be a gentle local anesthetic. I'll also give you a gas mask. Breathe in this, breathe deeply, you'll feel everything but you won't be able to move your own body or scream. Okay, I think you're ready for the final cut...