If you think I'm quiet at night - you're very wrong. Lying down doesn't make my ass quiet. It's quite the opposite. Night is a gas releaser... Some of my gas is so loud that it bothers me. It's THUNDER. I think my neighbors don't like my nightly fart endings either... But that's not all. Do you know how heavy the air is in my bedroom? Imagine lifting my blanket up... After a whole night like that, everything stinks like my farts...

If you think I'm quiet at night - you're very wrong. Lying down doesn't make my ass quiet. It's quite the opposite. Night is a gas releaser... Some of my gas is so loud that it bothers me. It's THUNDER. I think my neighbors don't like my nightly fart endings either... But that's not all. Do you know how heavy the air is in my bedroom? Imagine lifting my blanket up... After a whole night like that, everything stinks like my farts...